You can copy and paste from this page to your message to the Washington Apple Commission, to express your displeasure at the stupid stickers on apples:
Dear ______,
I am writing to voice my displeasure
at the stickers that I find on the
Washington apples that I find in my
local grocery stores. It is very
irritating and frustrating when I am
washing my apples and have to
struggle with getting the stickers off.
They do not come off very easily.
What's even worse is when they are
perforated and they come off in
pieces.
What is the reason for needing to
put stickers on the apples? Is there
anything you can do to recognize
this on-going annoyance that your
customers are experiencing? Is
there anyone else I can write to?
Please write back and let me know
what you can do, or what else I
can do to alleviate this problem.
I am considering buying some other
fruits instead of apples because of
this situation. Although this sounds
like a minor problem, believe me, I
am annoyed enough to go to this
effort, so I think there must be
other people that feel the same way.
Thank you for your consideration,
________